Betty Swollocks

What is Betty Swollocks?

1.

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

"Argh, Betty Swollocks. Must Re-arrange"

See wedgie, balls, knackers, sticky balls

2.

Polite term for knacker discomfort

"forgive me your majesty, whilst i adjust my doublet and hose. I have sailed the oceans these last six months and have not changed my codpiece since we left the New World. I fear i have the most awful Betties (Sir Walter Raleigh, Audience with Queen Elizabeth I, 1584) Betty Swollocks

See sweaty balls, knackers

3.

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

See spoonerism, profanity, testicles, bollocks

4.

British sound-a-like slang:

Betty Swollocks =

Sweaty Bollocks*

*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.

"I wish me gullfrend woud play wit me Betty Swollocks while givin me a jobber'"

5.

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)

Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!
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