What is Beuks?
1.
A word that is yelled out at random when someone is feeling particularly jolly or boisterous
Pronunciation: (Rhymes with Pukes/B-Yooks)
Steve: I just drank a 40 of Canadian Club Whiskey, then ran down the hall naked singing Ben Folds!
Chris: BEUKS!!!
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2.
A word I scream when I orgasm/jizz.
When Bruce Willis died at the end of the Sixth Sense I BEUKSED IN MY PANTS.
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3.
A shortened form of the surname Beukema. The Beukema ancestry is a long and legendary tale, filled with courage and bravery. The name originated from the 3 fathers of awesomeness - Beukema, Buikema and Boijkema. As the tale goes, the forefathers underwent a falling out so to speak, and engaged in a lengthy battle. Those who fought for Beukema...prevailed. Today - there are many descendents of the Beukema chain, who give off that very same aura of prestige and happiness. As awesomeness lived on through the Beukema family, the world became more modernized. And thus...Beuks was born.Many believe that the term Beuks is randomly shouted out at times of peak performance - a sort of battle cry in memory of the Beukema warriors.Others believe that the term merely brings joy to the world when there is no joy to be found. There is no one perfect way to explain the legend of the Beuks, but the name lives on in the hearts of those who believe, and the world around it continues to prosper from those who do not.
Socrates: Did you hear? Another Beukema was born!
Plato: Seriously? The legacy continues!
Locke: Finally, a reason to continue living...
Aristotle: I feel so happy! I...I...BEUKS!!!
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