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Your grandma's dick-shaped shrubbery.
I got sick of lookin' at those phallodendron, so I cut the tops off. Now they look lik..
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The face chicks get when they see something or someone that they feel they're too good for. It usually consists of cringing the no..
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You and yer dog getting abducted by aliens and being mutilated together by so called aliens....and maybe enjoying it.
Guy 1: Omf i tota..
