What is Bexley?
1.
A microcosm of mostly priveledged people in Columbus, Ohio totally lacking in diversity populated by would-be socialite mothers, orthodontist/lawyer fathers, and highschool valedictorian drugies.
Person 1: Dude, my mom is doing more charity work this weekend for Mothers Against Domesticated Wildlife
Person 2: She is so Bexley
Persons 1: But she's from Long Island
Person 2: Exactly
2.
(n.)north bexley: mostly jewish, rich community bordered by ghetto train tracks. (Weekly parties are held on the west portion.)
(n.)central bexley: mostly spoiled, snobbish community inclusive of the high school and "druggy" hang-outs.
(n.)south bexley: mostly nice, humble middle class, CHRISTIAN community inclusive of Capital University.
"Dude, you're from bexley?"
"yeah."
"uh, what's a Jewish person like?"
OR
"Which part of Bexley are you from?"
"South."
"Oh, that sucks!"
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3.
(v.)One of a very intelligent and cool nature. Often Jewish.
"Wow, he's really smart. He must be a bexley"
"Look at those cool bexleys"
"I wish I were a bexley"
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4.
tiny bubble of upper-class superiority surrounded by ghetto on the east side of columbus, ohio. also known as hell.
person 1: "where did you grow up?"
person 2: "bexley"
person 1: "ouch"
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5.
Snobby and rich, mostly-jewish neighborhood outside of Columbus, Ohio.
He married this rich jewish chick from Bexley.
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