What is Beyser?
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Your taking a shit, and the poop falls out of your asshole and hits the water in a way that shoots the toilet water up into your asshole.
Dawg, it felt like I had to take a massive shit, but only a little came out and it was a beyser!
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Proverbial strategic distraction device. It is a projectile that contains special ops trained kittens that eject and distract the target..