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To masturbate to completion. Jacking offto orgasm.
I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually e..
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Looking for a date is when a cop targets certain crimes (usually speeding and other minor traffic violations) in order that they will ge..
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All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.
Girl: "Ew g..