What is Bezzer?
1.
A male drinking partner who, while utterly slaughtered, one can get very close to, but not actually stimulate sexual acts with; A form of male bonding. This can also dissolve into violence rather easily.
Drunken drawl: "Mate, you're my bezzer you are, I f*cking love you, I'd die for you, but if you look at my girl one more time I'll F8cking punch your lights out."
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2.
a name for some one who has been shit on by a bird in the mouth.
oh what a lovely day today,oooh whats that in the sky? ahhhh hahahahah you BEZZERRRR!!!
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