What is Bf Spread?
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The only-happens-in-porn sexual maneuver where a woman gets butt-fucked while laying on her back, yet for some reason spreads her vaj for no apparent reason.
Dude, I BF'ed my broad the other day and she didn't randomly spread her vaj. I guess the BF Spread that we see in porn is not reality-based. Who knew?
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The device that takes blood pressure, which is then rapped around ones neck.
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