What is B.f.m.i.?
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Brute Force and Massive Ignorance: The state pursued by a person who has lost all semblance of working through a problem with logic and ingenuity.
I don't think that suitcase will close. Well, if you can't arrange it so it will close properly, use B.F.M.I. (i.e., jam it until it works)!
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The act of zapping one's dumb ass, with electricity or another form of unstable, powerful energy.
Guy 1: Yo bitch wassup?
Guy 2: ..
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Seemingly expensive. Inexpensive, but appearing to be expensive, designer, etc.
OMG, those Payless stilettos are totally fauxspensive!
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