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When a Turtle Head touches your underwear.
I have a Turtle Head scraping fabric!!!
See shart, turtle head, fart, crap..
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When you stick your foot so far up someone's ass that you get shit on it.
I gave that fucker a Cincinnati Shoeshine and now my toe..
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adj. having the characteristic of not being spiffalicious
"This party is so unspiffalicious!"
See BOB..