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While giving someone a blow job, insert your thumb up your own butthole.
I was giving my boyfriend head and decided to give myself a Fr..
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Gun to use in a zombie attack, or at least in a SHTF scenario where your neighbors and townsfolk graciously play the part of the zombie ..
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When The first half of your friday is extremely bad but you have the best time of you life that night
-"yo man i had 3 tests and a..