Bhandari Margarita

What is Bhandari Margarita?


1.

An alcoholic beverage originating in Brooklyn, New York. It contains lime and pineapple juices with Absolut Vanilla vodka, triple sec and a splash of Jack Daniels.

Customer: Hey, can I get a Lime Martini?

Bartender: I'm sorry we only have Bhandari Margaritas.

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2.

A traditional Indian mixed beverage invented by bartender Ashwin Bhandari. It is a potent combonation of vaginal discharge, warm seamen, and fresh diarrhes(shaken, of course). It was a hit among minors all over the North Western United States due to its lack of alcohol content. It is enjoyed by people all over the world in countries such as The United States, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and South Ireland(obviously).

Man: Can I get a Bhandari Margarita on the rocks?

Barkeep: Sure thing. Do you want some chips, a burger, anything like that to go with your B.M.?

Man: No thanks, I'm trying to watch what I eat.

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