What is Bhav?
1.
A person who is completely incapable of doing the simplest of tasks with any efficiency or guile. A person who cannot string words into meaningful sentences and always puts and "s" or a "z" on the end of any and every wording (i.e. wordings, googlez, rebootings).
Bhavs are usually unreliable and lie almost all the time. They will probably stab you in the back or eye when you least expect it and probably frame you in some way or another, like for a crime or even for simply not returning a phone call. All of these things are usually done to conceil any glimpse of inadequacy at both a professional and personal level.
Most important to note here is that bhavs do not have any kind of real or tangiable personality. They're kind of like Golum from Lord of the Rings but without anything precious in mind.
"Don't be such a bhav!", "Are you bhav'in on us??", "If you carry on like that you will end up a lonely old bhav", "If a bhav does it, it's probably wrong"
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