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An extraordinarily large penis.
I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some ..
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When you're girlfriend is hungry for a sandwich, you make her one, with extra mayo...and begin to jerk off. When you are a mere 2-..
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A action or choise where you can either get it right or wrong with the same probibility. You say this to yourself to hide the fact that ..