Biathlon

What is Biathlon?


1.

the act of engaging in vaginal and anal sex at the same time. usually pertaining to a female and involving at least three individuals.

related: biathlete

Sherry was doing a biathlon with Ben and Jerry.

See biathlete, triathlon, triathlete, marathon, three way

2.

A fantastic sport which combines physically demanding cross country skiing and precise marksmanship; the only people capable of participating are extremely cool. Never mess with a biathlete, they have rifles. Real skiers ski uphill, in tight spandex.

Wow! Look at those CRAZY cool people!! They must be competing in a Biathlon.

See ski, sport, gun, rifle, cool


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