Bible Humping

What is Bible Humping?

1.

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

See bible dumping, god, jesus, bible, dating, cheating, excuse, christian, christianity, bible thumping, ex, best friend
73

Random Words:

Pussy Tassle Tits 2
1. (See Pussy Tassle Tits) A Kid Named Brian Has Them And Lubricates The Chain In A Special Ky Dip Causing A Reaction From The Chain To Spa..
Read more
Child Pet
1. Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in ..
Read more
Java Sissy
1. Alternatively "java wuss" n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one wh..
Read more
Book Banner