Bible Humping

What is Bible Humping?

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

See bible dumping, god, jesus, bible, dating, cheating, excuse, christian, christianity, bible thumping, ex, best friend

Bratt

1. A Blood Gang call which is supposed to be the sound of a gun. Another form is "blat" which stands for "Blood Land And Ter..

Antiq-cooter

1. Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual p..

Shiteroo

1. Exclamation of surprise, usually made after a discovery or revelation. "Shiteroo, I knew I should have voted for Gore."..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Bible Humping Edit Meaning