Bible Humping

What is Bible Humping?


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The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

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