Bible Humping

What is Bible Humping?

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

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