Bible Humping

What is Bible Humping?

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

See bible dumping, god, jesus, bible, dating, cheating, excuse, christian, christianity, bible thumping, ex, best friend

Bag Pour

1. taking a bag of chips and or snack'ems which consists mainly of crumbs, then proceeding to straighten the side of the bag into a ch..

Marloed

1. to flash ones nasty breasts on internet i Marloed a boy on video chat. See slut, whore, dumbass, skank, hoe..

Emo Hat

1. A Flat topped, hat that emo's wear all the time. Believed to give special emo powers, or emo rock skill. Some kind of emo thinki..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Bible Humping Edit Meaning