Bible Style

What is Bible Style?


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A position in which Jesus used while making love to his women. It is said that you could hear his partners cherries actually pop miles away, as well as their moans, as the lovemaking talents of Jesus were so powerful. Also, because he is Jesus, as a woman gets ready to sleep with him, she becomes a virgin, if she is not so already.

As Addie traveled back in time to meet Jesus, she was seduced by him, and as she said d my s he said no baby, bible style only; at which point ultimate satisfaction was reached and she was never truly satisfied again.

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