What is Bible Wife?
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That wife of yours who uses the Bible when it fits her needs.
When you bring up the sex issue, she uses the Bible to justify herself. If you point out the flaws in her logic, BAM! You're the devil! If you don't point out the flaws, well, you don't get sex anyway.
Man: You know, your logic is rather flawed.
Woman: Ahhhhh! You're Satan! No sex for you, Satan!
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