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Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.
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Once sitting behind rebellious youngsters in the sixth grade he was kicked out of grade school on the last day when it was discovered he..
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While engaging in oral sex 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop ..