Bibliolfactophilia

What is Bibliolfactophilia?

The strong compulsion or fetish for the smelling of books

DUDE 1 - "I smelled the new Harry Potter last night. It smelt a little cheesey."

DUDE 2 - "I feel somewhat sad for you. You seem to be experiencing bibliolfactophilia. I know a guy who treats it - here's his card."

*BRIEF PAUSE*

DUDE 2 - "Please stop sniffing the card."

See fetish, behaviour, habit, bibliophile

Eedjit

1. Pronounced 'eeeeeeee-jit' Slang for idiot. (spread the word people!) Oh you are such an eedjit!..

Ex-fetish

1. To convince yourself (and the people around you) of the thought that "everything" used to be better with and about her/him. U..

Vasheen

1. Original slang (i.e., invented and used by a very small group) meaning vagina. Originates from hilariously flawed voice-simulation algo..

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