Bibliolfactophilia

What is Bibliolfactophilia?


1.

The strong compulsion or fetish for the smelling of books

DUDE 1 - "I smelled the new Harry Potter last night. It smelt a little cheesey."

DUDE 2 - "I feel somewhat sad for you. You seem to be experiencing bibliolfactophilia. I know a guy who treats it - here's his card."

*BRIEF PAUSE*

DUDE 2 - "Please stop sniffing the card."

See fetish, behaviour, habit, bibliophile


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