What is Bibliolfactophilia?
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The strong compulsion or fetish for the smelling of books
DUDE 1 - "I smelled the new Harry Potter last night. It smelt a little cheesey."
DUDE 2 - "I feel somewhat sad for you. You seem to be experiencing bibliolfactophilia. I know a guy who treats it - here's his card."
*BRIEF PAUSE*
DUDE 2 - "Please stop sniffing the card."
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n. One who deflowers virgins on a regular basis. Much like the tooth fairy, only with virgins.
That boy is a true virgin fairy!..