What is Bibliophile?
1.
A person who fucks books.
-Johnny! Your dinner's rea--Oh God you're fucking my Bible!
-Sorry Mom, I'm a bibliophile. What can I say?
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2.
a deeply religious paedophile.
no i won't show you my crucifix, you dirty bibliophile.
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3.
a person who does very dirty things to books.
"Why is there lipstick on my book?"
"Sorry,I'm a bibliophile."
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4.
One who enjoys the act of raping the bible.
Look at that blibliophile, all over his bible.
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The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.
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