What is Bibliophobia?
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The fear of books.
(The school bell rings triggering the end of the day)
English Teacher: "Now students, before you leave make sure to pick up Call of the Wild."
Johnny: "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO!"
Big Breasted Brittany: "Johnny can't read, he has Bibliophobia"
Chris Webb has this phobia.
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Random Words:
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To handle your business
John: Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah dude?
John: Handle your candle!
Joey: Thanks bro.
See handle, candle, your, carr.. 
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To Masturbate.
1. Peter, stop yanking your chain and get to work!
2. Get out, I gotta Yank the chain
3. All he does is stay in his ro..