What is Bickleton?
1.
1) A tiny city in Washington that almost everyone has never heard of before. Home to about 100 people.
2) A place where some of the most religious people in the country live.
1) "I graduated high school as valedictorian."
"Wow, you must be like, really smart then."
"There were only 5 people including him in his graduating class."
"Oh, I see." *walks away*
2) "I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. He comes and visits me every day."
"Uh huh..."
"I have to go home now."
"Where do you live?"
"Bickleton."
"Why am I not surprised?"
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