Bicycle Lanstrum

What is Bicycle Lanstrum?


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The "inventor" of the bicycle. He was known for inventing the bicycle in 534 B.C. but everyone in the village thought he was whack. He created the handlebars and seat. The wheels were not very stable due to the fact that they have yet to be created.

Eleanor: Mr. Jonathan, didn't Kirkpatrick McMillan invent the bicycle between the 1830s and 1840s?

Mr. Jonathan: Why no young scholar who has so much to learn. Everybody knows that Bicycle Lanstrum invented the bicycle in 534 B.C.

Little Roy: But they thought he was whack of course.

See bicycle, inventor, wheel, whack


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