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the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds
Him: Hey, I've been working out ..
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one that ironically lacks any complex reasoning skills
John: That guy didn't use his parking break then his car hit a school bus!
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It was like a surprise strawberry attack. Strawberry pubes forever. Sasha milkshake had a hint of strawberry. It would suck, having pu..