What is Bidet Buffett?
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A Bidet(pronounced Bee-Day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one's asshole to cleanse the anus after a nasty shit. Now, one uses a Bidet and closes off the drain. He or she then lets the ass-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.
My girlfriend's dog bit me so I gave that hound a
Bidet Buffett .
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Mixed signals, most commonly coming from the fairer sex.
We were in the club and she was dressed pretty slutty and dancing pretty dirty..