Bidet Buffett

What is Bidet Buffett?


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A Bidet(pronounced Bee-Day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one's asshole to cleanse the anus after a nasty shit. Now, one uses a Bidet and closes off the drain. He or she then lets the ass-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.

My girlfriend's dog bit me so I gave that hound a Bidet Buffett.

See shit, poo, poop, ass, toilet.


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