What is Biffed?
1.
To fall on your ass, like a clumsy fool
"Dude i was like grinding like nobodys business when I just biffed it"
2.
trying to be smoothe, or impress someone.... and you fall and make yourself look like an ass..
She was jumping over the net.. and biffed it..
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3.
to be happily and extremely drunk to the point where one begins saying things that don't make sense.
"Dude...I... ahh man I'm biffed."
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4.
When someone hits something really hard, sometimes used in cricket matches when a batsman proper smashes the ball. I think it originates from the old batman show when they had fights with the bad guys. Sometimes words came up in bubble writing when someone got hit, an one of the words the used was biff.
Joe proper biffed a six before
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5.
A state of excessive drunkeness.
We don't even remember much of last night, we got biffed
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6.
To be let down/sold out/ignored by a girl.
"She biffed me last weekend to go out with her girl friends"
"she seemed to like me but when i text her i got totally biffed."
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7.
to throw something exceedingly hard
Beckie biffed a light bulb at Cody
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