Bifkinder Surprise Edit Meaning

1.

the origins lie with tom an harry hardcore,

the meaning of a 'bifkinder surprise' is basically contact with the bifkin whether pleasureale or painful, a tickle or a kick!

"phwoar, that dirty swine gev me a right painful bifkinder surprise with his steel toe-caps"

See tommy-o

2.

Originates from the word bifkin although I thought it up in bens car the other day. Basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! In either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) Though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. Heh

'He came up behind me and gave me a harsh bifkinder surprise, then he pinched my wallet, the fag!'