Bifocaled

What is Bifocaled?

To firmly place the nut-sac at the point of the nose nearest the eyes so that each ball rolls off onto each eye.

"Dude at the party last night Jimmy past out after 3 beers and Dan totally bifocaled him"

"Justin has been ticking me off lately so I am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep I am going to Bifocal him"

See bifocaled, nose, eyes, nuts, ball, balls, nut

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