What is Biftch?
1.
A man with unfortunately POOFy hair, that is never washed, but remains hidden under a cap that used to be red, but is now brown and slightly stained. Once the hat is removed, you may find the hair has moulded into the shape of the dome of the cap. In most cases the cap in question worn by the biftch will be of DC brand. Biftches mostly wear black man's clothing, often leaving the same clothes on for years at a time, hoping to blend in with the crowd around them. Tends to listen to hardcore techno and r'n'b and generally hangs out in places where people are too drunk and it is too dark for him to be noticed while he beats women in the corners of the club. watch out, he is dangerous.
hey, what did you do to your hair?
i'm going for the biftch look. you know, the style that god alex tooulas perfected back in the early 00's.
oh my goooooddd it's toooooooolllaaasssss.
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2.
A word used to describe a "man" of a particularly discreet and BEEFY character. It is a combination of 2 words - BIFF & BITCH. Biff is otherwise known as THE TOE, WIFE BEATER, OLD MAN (WITH sweat patches), BEEFEATER, and of course.....BEEF. The majority of these names where created by none other than...PRINCE SAUD. Lets go into the raunchiness of BIFTCH. Alex Tooulas is THE definition of SEX, HE IS A SEX GODDESS...his swaying locks, his moist DC hat, his red jumper (sometimes white), his life-saving scented gel, and his IRRESISTIBLE body could make you CUM in your pants...uuhhhh...I want you.
That BIFTCH makes me ABSOLUTELY SOAKING WET!!!
