What is Big Asshole?
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Refers to the male of the species who uses the "I'm different" image to lure trusting female. Falls in "love" very quickly. Will seduce you, move in with you, play video games for hours on end, and rip your heart out when the relationship requires effort and openess on his behalf. Will attempt to avoid confrontation by planning to move out before you get home from work but because he doesn't know how to read a clock, fucks you to "console" you. Will end the relationship with "it's not you, it's me. Let's be friends"
"I just lost 150 pounds of dead weight"
"How did you do that?"
"I got rid of my big asshole"
Random Words:
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To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.
Before you knew it, Martha downed her third..
