Big Bertha

What is Big Bertha?


A prototype artillery piece used by the Germans in World War I to bombard Paris. Fired the largest shell in the world at the time, and more importantly had the longest range.

Bombs fell on Gay Paree


a very fat person who sits on their butt all day and does nothing but make a mess, or a jerk

Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha

Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check

See fat lard, booch, jerk


A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.

Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.

In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed

"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.

Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.

You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.

See paris, big, gun, wwi, krupp, german


a chubby or fat girl (chick)...with big watery tits...

person 1: who is that?

person2: That's big bertha...

person3: NICEEEE!!!

See big, bertha, obese, fat, chubby


1. A grossly obese German woman.

2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.

3. A rather humongous penis.

1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfestand get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.

1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?

1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!


2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!


3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremyis his Big Bertha.


A BIG Black guy who is always lazying around. Usually a nickname. Yup

I dont fucking know!!


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