Big Black Dildo

What is Big Black Dildo?


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Massive floppy rubber dildo molded from the massive cock of Mandingo. Usually used in gay porn and Bro Rape. Can be found at Walmart or any family shopping centers. Usually need Lube or may cause bleeding and sever burning. Need to spray Axe body spray before using for max pleasure. Must be at least 6 years old to use or may kill you. Must keep away from cat or they may explode. In case it is in the hands of a retard shoot him in the head.

Bro1: Hey bro want to go up to my room and chill?

Bro2: ALright sure man

Bro1: Hey man get on the bed so i can shove this big black dildo into your nice hairy asshole.

Bro2: Alright man but be Gentle.

See dildo, black, big, bro


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