What is Big Butt Paranoia?
1.
It's when you don't feel fat except when trying to squeeze by somewhere or usually someone. Narrow walkways are conducive to Big Butt Paranoia as well as trying to get out of a car back seat in a two-door. Being in a crowd can cause this as well.
I felt fit and trim, but after squeezing by everyone at the crowded deli, I developped a case of Big Butt Paranoia.
Everytime I get out of that car, I get big butt paranoia.
I always get BBP in that elevator.
It's usually people with small butts who get big butt paranoia.
See
Random Words:
1.
Much cooler spelling of Armageddon. Watch 2018!
Armadeggon is approaching!
See Mika..
1.
Adjective describing terrible banter or a person with terrible banter
I had to sit next to Sally at dinner last night. She was chatastr..