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Attempting to drive and text at the same time... without much success.
You look over and see a car swerving aimlessly, and the driver i..
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A baseball bat. Serves the same purpose as a regular restraining order, just much more convenient and much more violent. Used to get som..
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to pull a Laura-Sian, eg - cocking up, saying something very idiotic, foolish behaviour often resulting in being hospitalised etc. based..