Big Dick Stories

What is Big Dick Stories?

Someone who makes bullshit stories up to try to impress people or make themselves feel better.

Guy 1: I got laid last night but a hottie.

Guy 2: HAHA Ya right, no girl would touch you ugly. Stop telling big dick stories

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Meat Cannon

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Obamnotized

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W T F

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