Big Ern Edit Meaning

1. A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans. That porno was really a jean-creamer. See cream your jean..

1. The DefCon 1 of party status. Can only be achieved on a weeknight. Pure mischief and utter disregard. "It's already 11, I g..

1. Jolly old man that drinks during period B..