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uhm-bil-i-gold Any lint, crud, dirt, candy or treasure found while digging in your navel.
Man to wife: Look! I found some umbiligold!
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Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.
Art would win an election..
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The pillow used to kneel on while performing fellatio in attempt to make the cocksucker more comfortable.
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