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When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.
Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got..
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A large city (actually an amalgamation of 6-9 villages/towns/cities) in southern Ontario, Canada, pop. 400,000+. The city would be wond..
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When you take a preemptive shit on the rug. Then do a girl doggy style. Right when you're about to bust, shove here face in the s..