Big John

What is Big John?


1.

Sen. John F. Kerry, American presidential candidate in 2004. Contrasted with his running-mate Sen. John Edwards Little John. (Kerry is taller than Edwards, and was running for the more important position.)

Did you get to see Big John and Theresa at the rally?

2.

A man's penis(a rather large one in particular).

(Antonym: slim jim)

Hey girl, wanna come here and suck my Big John?

3.

one big s.o.b.

He's nice to his friends but don't piss him off.

Don't #$%@ with BIG JOHN...

See crizzle

4.

A hefty mofo with ginormous biceps that gets pud from all the ladies.

That guy is such a Big John, he got ass from ever girl in Texas last night.

See beastly, hunk, cutie pie, muffin, shamoo


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