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Something you say to a good friend, never out of the blue... otherwise you'll seem gay.
Bob: (gives ted a beer)
Ted: I love you d..
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When you are parked at stop light and someone is behind you, and when it turns green you don't move and piss the person behind you ..
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To get that pussy or please a women.
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.
Son:Quit jokin..