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Slang term for a homosexual.
All the guys who got the bar named "the Flaming Penise" are turd tampers...
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Somebody retarded in the art of portmanteaux.
"Greg didn't understand that when I sleep on a bed I call it a 'sled'..
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The process of defecating (and urinating, for the ladies) where one must hover over the toilet seat because the seat itself is too foul ..