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Someone or something that a said person is able to masturbate to.
I was watching Dexter and thought to myself, DAMN that Michael C. Hal..
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The wunderkind founder of the band, Beirut. Zach Condon is both brilliant extremely hot. Condon started producing his own music at age 1..
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The act of giving someone arabian night goggles and a turkish breathmint at the same time.
That man placed his testicles on that person..