Big Man

What is Big Man?


1.

A male human being who does or has done something that makes them feel superior to others, or very good about themselves, even though they know that their accomplishment doesn't truly mean anything.

Just a few examples of being a Big Man include:

-Driving much faster than the person in the lane next to you

-Eating more than anyone else at a party

-Having a vanity license plate with a "cool" word

-Beating someone by a lot in a game

-Wearing sunglasses all the time

-Drinking more alcohol than someone else

-Having a "cool" nickname

-Cracking your knuckles for emphasis

2.

An extremely large piece of shit.

guy 1:Yo I took a big man in the sink this morning, it was fucking hilarious!

guy 2: O word? Im about to take a big man and slap it on the bathroom mirror!

See shit, poop, feces, stool, collins, bear trap, cleveland steamer, hot karl

3.

A character from Robert Kelly's hip-hop opera "Trapped in the Closet". Big Man also happens to be an asthmatic midget stripper. The severity of this character's random traits lead some to believe that the outrageous occurences of R. Kelly's hip-hop opera are just a ploy to make the public forget his "golden shower" upon a girl not yet of age.

Officer: "Hey, why they call you Big Man?"

Big Man: "Well I guess it is because I am blessed."

See big man, r kelly, kelly, trapped in the closet, closet, trapped, trap, midget, dwarf, RSB

4.

Scottish term used in the past 100 years - see also wee-man

1)Used to describe any person bigger than the person using the term.

2) Also used as a permanent nickname for a specific person, usually the tallest person of any group of people like work colleagues or a sports team.

1) That big man nearly got hit by a car.

2) Anybody seen the big man today?

See big man, big, man, giant, tall

5.

A hard gangster. somebody who is the top shotter and think they are invincible and are a player with the ladies.

person 1: look thres big man again, he thinks hes the main man.

person 2: innit dickhead.

(person 1 and 2 both start sniggering loudly)

big man:who the fuck you sniggering at pussio, you think youre a big man are you dizzy blud!!!

(PERSON 1 AND 2 LOOK PALE AND VERY TERRIFIED AND GO MUTE..)

big man: EXACTLY, IDIOTS I GET GASH YOU DONT WANKERS!!!!!

See big man, gangsters, thug, player, respected, fear, sex, gash

6.

A person of great stature that towers above all of us, except for thebaby giraffe, often gets stuck in small places and has tendency to become tired and agitated. also can become unsatisfyingly hungry.

often performs stupid acts then lives to regret them because of peers such as the baby giraffe

"your such a big man!"

See big, large, man, weed, giraffe

7.

A term used sarcastically towards those who make petty insults from a position of anonimity.

So yuo want to go and make fun of catholicism on a website with stupid child molestation jokes. Ooooh, big man....

See Gumba Gumba


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