What is Big Monkey Wagon?
1.
Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.
He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Big Monkey Wagon.
See 
Random Words:
1. 
A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it.  This kind of person has had.. 
1. 
Term used to describe extreme pleasure in ones buttex.
Chaz,stop being such a Uteran Wall McGraw.
That girl on tv, i would sex her up ..