What is Big Muskie Bucket?
1.
Central Ohio slang for a fucked up situation. Known as a clusterfuck in most other parts of the country.
"My pregnant girlfriend is in labor and my car just ran out of gas. This is one Big Muskie Bucket."
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2.
When a guy falls asleep behind you (after a late night/early morning hook-up) and his rancid breath singes the hair on the back of your neck creating a bald spot.
Luke: I feel sorry for whoever had to smell my breath last night.
Julie: That's all right. I'm sure her hair will grow back even after that Big Muskie Bucket that you gave her.
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