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To wipe your poopy ass on someone's clean bed.
Dude, why the hell did you ougah-bougah my bed?!?
See toilet paper, crap..
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A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase..
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When smaller turds are held in for so long that they fuse together to make a giant turd
This long drive is giving me some nugget fusion..