Big Red Machine Kane

What is Big Red Machine Kane?

Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.

Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.

A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.

Setting Jr on Fire

Putting Jumper Cables on Shanes Balls

Presley

1. When one gets on all fours and is spanked with a ruler. Damn after that Presley, that dudes ass is gonna be red for weeks! See spanked..

Under The Stars

1. My sexual fantasy! He Hee! "Ahh, look the stars are out! All i need now is a man and some orgasms." See GirlSkater..

Jafurk

1. An acronym consisting of the initial letters of the phrase Just Another Fucked-Up Rich Kid. Bye-bye Bushie. Such a JAFURK. I got no t..

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