Big Spoon

What is Big Spoon?


1.

in spooning, the big spoon is the person in the back

Men are usually the big spoon.

2.

The person who complements the little spoon in a bed. They are laid down facing the same direction but very close to each other in a spoon like position

Stacie was the big spoon to Jessica after they passed out in Jill's bed taking vodka root beer shots all night.

See sleeping, cuddling, spooning, happy place, memories

3.

a cabal of spoon manufacturers, including Rubbermaid and Cuisinart, who secretly dominate the government and media

Big spoon is responsible for all those superfluous "stir" steps in cooking directions. This has the dual effect of manufacturing demand for their product and keeping housewives shackled to the kitchen, reinforcing the nuclear family gender roles necessary for the stability of the capitalistic system on which Big Spoon profits.

See spoon, cuisinart, cabal, corporatism

4.

A goonish New Jerseyite who collects debts, runs up on caucasian women, and enjoys rollin that grape dutchie on a semi regular basis. You can find him working 1 night a month in 1:28 Morgantown, WV bars. Interest include ducking fist, landlords, and baby Moovas. The name Big Spoon refers to his chili eating contest name, position in bed, or what he gets the honey out her pot with.

Who the hell is that with all the white girls around him ........it would be fuckin Big Spoon.

Call the cops ....Big Spoon is out side him

See goonie, whore, spazz, stud, pimp

5.

The outside (taller) partner in spooning.

Invented by American Indians as a way to bring peace and harmony to the universe. The habit was taken over by their successors and given this name after switching to silver hardware to communicate with higher forces. Spread over Europe after WWII and heavy presence of peace-making troops as part of the Marshall plan. During the 1960s feminists fought their right to be big spoon in heterosexual relations. Nevertheless, at the beginning of the 21st century, more conservative forces brought things back to the previous order, forbidding by law shorter partners to play the role of big spoon. It all started in Germany during the cold winter of 2008 after it was discovered that the heat of big spoon was sufficient to save electricity and gas used for heating, saving the Earth from energy collapse. As a consequence, this reversed the global warming process and saved humankind from its final destruction and complete disappearance.

After the new law was brought in Germany in 2008, Steve had to be big spoon forever.

See spooning, ladle, meatball, big spoon

6.

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")

see also ladle.

While cuddling, Jenna prefers to be big spoon.

See Cosmo


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