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a term for wanking
i was sitting in my bedroom watching countdown and decided to have one off the wrist over carol vorderman.
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
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A woman who gets a sex change and has a is surgically given a penis
Sally is now a zip-snatch because she has had her snatch zipped (st..
